hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone. or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
ierocookie: machokeonmydick: ...
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
itsdeepforhappypeople: hey Is that gum can I have a piece
penguinize: if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
backyardskills: the-lonely-scottish-guy: squidnship: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place. There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead. we’d arrange sacrifices of humans starting with you This just makes me want to re-read His Dark...
justbreathemore: jackoffrost: THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN They’re so cute!!
everklark: if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit