May222013

spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

(Source: teruprince, via justbreathemore)

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chazzam:

elysian-serendipity:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happiness


Have I reblogged this already?  Like, recently?  Ah, well, fuck it, it’s the best thing ever.

chazzam:

elysian-serendipity:

wasntgoodenough:

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happiness

Have I reblogged this already?  Like, recently?  Ah, well, fuck it, it’s the best thing ever.

(via sexybabypenguin)

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thatisketchy:

Yes.

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The Evolution of the Iron Man suits

(Source: ohgodtom)

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ethiopienne:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

—BB

yes to all of this 

(via i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal)

2PM

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction

(via missatralissa)

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luvkurai:

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’

(Source: welikeitinasgard, via geothebio)